Thursday, September 29, 2005

Why I Am Not A Comedian

And who doesn't love a lame joke:

One day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes," snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
(Please don't throw anything at your monitor. And, yes, it's a slow day for me.)

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