50 Word Bible

Julie D. at Happy Catholic has a post on thumbnail summaries of classic books, inspired by the 'blog WardWideWeb. Joining in the spirit of the muse, I just got this in my e-mail from an acquaintance. No need to read the entire Bible; it has been summarized for you:

God made.
Adam bit.
Noah arked.
Abraham split.
Joseph ruled.
Jacob fooled.
Bush talked.
Moses balked.
Pharaoh plagued.
People walked.
Sea divided.
Tablets guided.
Promise landed.
Saul freaked.
David peeked.
Prophets warned.

Jesus born.
God walked.
Love talked.
Anger crucified.
Hope died.
Love rose.
Spirit flamed.
Word spread.
God remained.